Blog of Oonah V Joslin -- please visit my Parallel Oonahverse at WordPress

where I post stories and poems that have not been seen elsewhere - also recipes and various other stuff.

and see me At the Cumberland Arms 2011

Tuesday, 12 June 2012

Ether Books, Smashwords, Microhorror, The Red Cross

What do all these things have in common?
ME as it happens :)

Find out how to access/ download these  HERE
This one is for CHARITY

This one is FREEEEEE
and there's a chilling tale in Ether Books -- Plot in the Twist and Darkling in Microhorror. I DARE you to read them all and not shudder :)

Sunday, 3 June 2012

Jubilee Poem


Chink of glasses
Toasts and speeches
Roasts and peaches
Cream and scones and jam, jam, jam
Smear the mustard on the ham
Let the lettuce wilt and wither
Throw poor crusts beneath the table
Eat as much as you are able
Watch the ice-cream slide and slither
Watch the jelly wibble-wobble
Stick a sausage on the Bar-be
Sing your anthems hale and hearty
Come along and join the party
Lamprey pie and puddings bake
Choose a queen to put a crown on.
It’s all money. Ask a Banker.
Down the tubes? You f*n wanker.
What’s she say? Let them eat cake.

© 2012 Oonah V Joslin